My Valentine’s Day plans
This Valentine’s Day I’m going to my local movie theater and buying two tickets to see the movie Valentine’s Day. I’m going to wear a tuxedo, hold a bouquet of roses and have the two tickets very prominently displayed in my hand. I’ll stand outside and act like I’m looking for someone. I’ll look at my watch every thirty seconds.
When it was clear to the onlookers that I’d been stood up, I’ll leave in a huff.
I’d return fifteen minutes later and buy two tickets to Avatar. I’ll be covered head to toe in blue paint, holding an English to Na’vi dictionary and prominently holding two tickets to the movie. I’ll look at my watch every thirty seconds.
When it was clear to the onlookers that I’d been stood up, I’ll fly away on a mountain banshee.
